Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so depraved that it shatters expectations. This dive is a sanctuary for predators like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s bar.



This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is run by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: numerous accusations of intimidation, forcing people into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.



His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both pathetic and alarming. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Living with his mother is just another red flag.

Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, looks on with indifference, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems content in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while doling out drinks and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has created an atmosphere so poisonous, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever walking in this hellhole.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually filthy, with rubbish and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not uncommon to see roaches darting across the countertop or underfoot. The bathrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring clogged commodes and sinks that seem eternally clogged.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the filth that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its managers. They take twisted satisfaction in destroying others, whether through their exploitative behavior or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.

A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a blight on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you care for your wellbeing, avoid this cesspit.

Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds

You’ve been cautioned.
Steer clear of this shithole and protect your sanity.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you don’t want to end up breaking news in a hospital, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go another bar.
If you want to experience the “thrill” of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can save others from falling prey to this toxic dump.

You’ve been warned!